what's the purpose of having a blog?
i mean,nobody's exactly interested in the life of another.
entries are only read when the other party's really bored and decides to blog-hop.
so i guess,if you're reading this,you're totally jaded.

i subscribe to readers' digest but id never shared its content to anyone.
yes,im selfish.
im going to do those who doesnt have the opportunity of laying their hands on a brand new copy per month a favour.

id figured that if you're bored,
i'd bring about my once a year good deed and publish jokes i actually find amusing.
by doing so,proves that im really bored too.
else i wouldnt even be blogging.

here goes.

LIFE'S LIKE THAT:

visiting an elderly aunt,
i was surprised when she answered the door wearing a hat.
"Are you just going out?" I asked.

"No,dear," she replied.
"I always put my hat on when someone comes to the door.
Then,if it's someone I dont want to see,
I can say Im just stepping out.
But seeing as it's you,Ive just come in."


LIFE'S LIKE THAT:

A cherokee Indian was a special guest at my sister's primary school class.
he talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions.

Then,he went on to share with them this fun fact:
"There are no swear words in the Cherokee language."

One boy raised his hand.
"But what if you're hammering a nail and accidentally smash your thumb?"

"That," the fellow good-naturedly answered,
"is when we use your language."

LIFE'S LIKE THAT:

She's only in her 40s,
but my friend Mary has bounced back from cancer,heart problems,even a stroke.
Through it all,
she and her husband Mark have kept their sense of humour.
One day she said,"You know what kills me?"

Smiling,Mark teased,
"Apparently nothing."