*laughs.Linda,nice one.(:Why Ladies today are still single?1. The nice men are
ugly.
2. The handsome men are
not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are
gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have
No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money
think we are only after their money.7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.9. The men who think we are beautiful,that are heterosexual, some what nice and have money, are
cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically
lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?"Men are like a fine wine. They allstart out like grapes,and it's our job to stomp on them andkeep them in the dark until they matureinto something you'd like to have dinner with."