This is a story of a middle aged hooligan,also known as a ahbeng with a mentality stuck in his early teens.

Gabby came over to my place and wanted to check her email via MSN. After logging on, an acquaintance of mine started talking to her.

(joseph11_yunwhye@hotmail.com)
sev.81*bored.wif:
u r??
gabrielle.:
oh hi joseph
gabrielle.:
i see you know my friend
gabrielle.:
fiona here
gabrielle.:
this acc's gabrielle's

gabby then interceded.

gabrielle.:
no
sev.81*bored.wif:
???
gabrielle.:
not interested in knowing u
gabrielle.:
bye

he then asked me what i wanted. no,i dont want anything. just that im merely striking up a friendly conversation with you given the coincidence that you had added my friend.

sev.81*bored.wif:
get the hell out of my life la... stalker

can anyone elaborate? in what way am i stalking him? or is he merely so stupid that he does not comprehend the full meaning of "stalker"?

gabrielle.:
*rolls eyes.me stalking you?dont you think that you think too highly of urself?
gabrielle.:
i mean
gabrielle.:
dont you have a freaking mirror at home?
sev.81*bored.wif:
u wan trouble ah??
gabrielle.:
ure the one who added my friend and im merely replying for her
gabrielle.:
i started off the conversation properly
sev.81*bored.wif:
i nv disturb u
sev.81*bored.wif:
now wat u wan?
gabrielle.:
did i disturb you?
sev.81*bored.wif:
ask so much 4 wat?[how ironic.]
gabrielle.:
im nt asking anything.im merely stating the fact
gabrielle.:
o
sev.81*bored.wif:
ok stop it wat u wan now???
gabrielle.:
im sry,do you understand what im talking about/
gabrielle.:
http://www.dictionary.com/
gabrielle.:
it's free
sev.81*bored.wif:
fuck u bitch
gabrielle.:
go get a life and brush up ur vocabularly
gabrielle.:
no thanks,i dont fuck imbeciles

he then expressed his affection of expressing himself like an ahbeng.


sev.81*bored.wif:
tat day saw u at kpool so scared trouble will happen onto u rite?? haha not talk so "yaya"
[correction, i didnt even talk to you that day.i glimpsed pass you.]

sev.81*bored.wif:
come again n u will noe..
gabrielle.:
i'll go and we'll see what you can do
sev.81*bored.wif:
dun regret

*laughs.what would he be able to do?spear[cue sticks] me?hurl balls at me?
overturn my table?[not that he has the ability or the strength to]